What lingo is this?

A comment:
DUPF !!
DLAPF LANG ZSA FS MUH !!
ADD MUH NMEN AQKU !!
QKUNG KK LNG ZSAYU !!
************@yahoo.com !!
TNX IN ADVANCE !!
PHOTO COMMENT NADIN !! =P
S L O P E ' W U N
N U A
Z S I N G L E

The About Me:
,._/~juLiE'aNn izx MA'H NEYM"
,._/~aLzo knOwn aZ thuG'LAtinA
,._/~bOuncE'OnE iZh juZt oNe oF mHa fLakaZ
,._/~PANG BALANDRA NG TROPA
,._/~mAvaEt zah maVaeT
,._/~pRo fuKinG iiNang haTtaZ tAng iiNA NYO
,._/~tiKaz dAw nG mGa boiLetZ cU'
,._/~ di nMan aCu baZta baZta LnG
,._/~uNg tiPonG mAy bHaby bOi LnG kaHit mUkhAng hOmeboi
,._/~iniZ atOh mGa taunG insEcure
,._/~uNg tiPong nag-aAngaZ sEo
,._/~piLit tumAtapak fAra makAangAt zAkin
,._/~aZaNESz KEO..kinG-inAng NyAn
,._/~kLa mUh naMan mApaPataOb mUh cU
,._/~mAz siKat fA cu' inAkaLa mUh
,._/~dEym fuCk oL mAh haTtaz
,._/~RUMEsZPETO KnA LANG SA MAS NAKAKaTaAs SEo
,._/~nDi mOw ckOw kyAnG fAbvAgzAkiEn!!
,._/~dEym!!

The Shoutout:
"` .:||:. thug'latiina .:||:. ` GiMME'BREAK .. SASABiiT KDAW XAH FLACKA NAMiiN NENE , ? WACC KANG MAG.BALACC GAGEW ;))=)) .. KAKUTUS.KUTUS KLNG DEFUTAH ;))=)) ..POK.POK PAKAN.TOT YAN TWAG SEYO!! POSERA ULOL!!KAREZPEREZPETO KA , ? XAN BANDA , ?"

Help me read dis:
HmMm MbUtiiE aMaN nAqCk CkAw SzThA nHa
MbUtii AmAn CkMiiE sGe..DiiE cKoUh PpAyAaN dHiiE

nIIo AiGhT..sEe YhA mHuWaH...wHappakk!!!NgEcKxZ

wAb YhOu NaQcK cKoUh AiiGhT...mHuWaH...CkLaP
mHe EsSe BhAcK aiiGhT nAqCk CkOuH bOuNcE oUt
MhiiE hEa..[[CkUiiEnCiiE'gHeTtHo'ChiiQC iSz MiSz SZCaNnEr IsZ 1SZt]] AiGhT mHuWaH...

Sa chat uso yung mga anak nanay tatay.. tulad nito. nainlab sa anak KUNO:
22o amn naqk ee im falling foe you poe tlga pRamiSzE .. 22o uNg sZnAsBi kOe szEu ..

Best Line ever:
--+PFEDE PFOE VBANG MAQCK PFAH ADOPFT ..?
--+ENKSZ PFOE ..
--+VBOUNCE VBACK NUA LAHN PFOE CKAU SZAH PFAGE Q ..
--+PKI ADD NUA LAHN PFOE AQ CKXE NDIIE PFOE QTAH MAADD EH ..
--+GUE TILL IRR NUA LAHN ..
--+TEECEE OLWEISZ ..

The Boyfriend's testimonial of his love to his girlfriend:
"-tHuG_ziGn-"
ft
"-tHuG_ziGn-"

*Ei sTilL awake sa latina k0o*
*pAdAan lng p0o sa fAgE ng latina k0o*
*dhil mhAl k0o sya WeH bkit fAlak kAu*
*ahm latina k0o wish k0o lng p0o*
*2ng pasko sana kaw na ung prinsezsa na*
*hinahanap k0o un lng hiling k0o*
*at tc ka fawage latina k0o kaz*
*ak0o nagw02ry pag may pr0b ka weh*
*kya tibayin lng natin dlwa ok*
*l0by0u latina k0o:*:*-"
"-ingatz ka fawage wak pabayaan xelF*

"-tHuG_ziGn-"
ft
"-tHuG_latina-"

GHETTO RULZ BEBE! LOL!