Miguel Singson vs. Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
Miguel Singson would say: "I am your Biyotch for eternity."

Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Miguel Singson would say: "I am your Akon and you are my Gwen Stefani. WUHOOOOO! YIHOOOOO!

Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
Miguel Singson would say: “You hair looks like a haystack. Pakiayos."

Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
Miguel Singson would not sing because Miguel Singson is sintunado. He'll just read you a poem he made specially for you.

If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
If you die, Miguel Singson will cry. Naman eh. alangan namang tumawa ko.

As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
As you leave the house, Miguel Singson would not say anything, instead, He'll hug you very very tight and whisper in your ear, "I will miss you."

As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
As you come back to the house, Miguel Singson will be opening the door for you. Pano ka naman makakapasok diba.  

Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
Miguel Singson WILL BE YOUR BREAKFAST EVERYDAY. YUMMY!

While you are both out for dinner, Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
Miguel Singson wouldn’t even notice there's a waitress taking their order.

Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Miguel Singson, doesn't drive car. He drives women crazy with his love.

While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”
While far apart in different places, Miguel Singson would say: "may ym ka dyan?"

Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
Miguel Singson will scare you more so that he'll hug you very very tight and will never leave your side.

Edward Cullen only does it with one.
Miguel Singson does it with "THE ONE."

Edward Cullen buys you a car.
Miguel Singson buys you nothing. He presents himself as a gift. Priceless.