Conyo-ing.

Conyo-ing is the in thing like today. Like pawrang everybody’s doing the talk. The talk is like your kinda like making salita with matching English and Tagalog chorva. In short, they like to make tawag it as “TAGLISH.”

Taglish is like the official lenggwahe of the Conyo Society. It’s like the coolest language evur. You need to be conyo to speak taglish because if ever some kinda like low people like me and you will like making salita of the Taglish? Its like pawrang magmumukha tayong posers and wannabes. Pawrang if a conyo hears us talking like this and that, They’re gonna like tap us at our back and like shout in front of their friends na “OMG Are you like conyo and like you’re mocking us?” And like they’re gonna do this look starting from the ulo to your feet. And like whenever they do that, Pawrang like sinasabi nila na “Itsura nito!?” then like sabay walk away with the friends.

In the Philippines, Conyos rule everything, Like sa bars, sa moviehouses and like everywhere. You know, we have to practice our conyo skills because like pawrang it’s the only way na like wer gonna be accepted as individuals. Even skwaters and middle class people should practice their conyo ways because Like pawrang we never know when like the time comes na kung saan like pawrang Wer gonna meet conyo people especially in our work or in school. Even wer like eating outside or somewhere sa mga kanto kanto and everything, we should talk like conyo even the Manong Vendor who’s making kwekwek? They too should talk like the conyo people.

I heart conyo people. Like pawrang sometimes they kinda get into my nerves whenever I make tambay sa malls or me and my friends are like nasa starbucks-ing? And like they’re sitting in front or beside us, Whenever I hear them salita its like pawrang sweet music in my ears. Especially with their saucy accent and the finger action? OMG Conyo People are the coolest evur! And I mean EVUURRRRR!  Ye, let’s face it. Conyo People are so maarte pewroh, I find them classy. Kasi like pawrang easying easy lang sa kanila magbitaw ng words kahit na simple pewroh its so powerful.

We should love conyo people na. Not hate them. Kasi lf it were’nt for them, There’s no payaso in the Lipunan today. Like pawrang walang magpapa-laugh satin and like wala tayong macricritic ever. And like pawrang walang Hotties sa malls and wherever.

Ako like pawrang minsan I want to be conyo kasi like pawrang Its cool eh. Kaya im kinda practicing my conyo language kasi like pawrang medyo hilaw pa ako and like hindi pa enough yung words in my utak. Kaya I think I need a conyo tutor to teach me and enlighten me sa mundo ng mga Conyo para naman like pawrang One big happy family na tayo lahat!