Friday, June 29, 2007

The Blowjob.

Siguro naman you are all familiar with the word "blowjob." Do i need to explain it? Well, para sa mga tanga at nagpapaka inosente, a blowjob is a term for sucking one man's "tool" by his partner, either a girl, or a gay. haha. kadiri noh? well, some do that. others? nahihiya. :)

Weird ako magisip kaya ito naiisip ko. Alam ko, ang lalake sayang saya siguro pag ginagawa to sa kanya. pero for girls? are they happy too? i mean do they get satisfaction too when they suck their man? Or are they disgusted and thinks "i am so stupid. why am i doing this?"

Is blowjob special for men? Is this a very special thing kapag ginawa to ng partner mo sayo? Should men cherish blowjob? Will they remember that this girl, gave me the best sucking in my life and i should cherish this or Will they just forget it and be happy that another girl sucked them.

How bout the women? Is this special to them? Are they happy when they suck? haha. sorry if maooffend kayo girls. LOL. weirdo lang talaga ko magisip. :)

Ang weird ng mga naiisip ko. wala lang. haha.

26 comments:

Chin-Chin ... said...

be the worst... i bet talagang maaalala ka nung guy... kunwari instead of sucking kinagat mo, dumugo at nabali... hahahahahah!

♪♫♪ hi-d ♪♫ ♪ said...

hahaha ano nnaman ito migsss isa nnamang PALAISIPAN!

@ladychin
talagang maaalala yun ng guy pag may gumawa sa kanya nyang cnabi mo hihihi :D

Chin-Chin ... said...

and don't forget to leave a bite mark para me remembrance and by the power of association e maalala ka nung guy to the point na isusumpa ka niya or huntingin ka niya at ipa salvage =)

Molly Velasco said...

Mas gusto ko mag lick.... if you know what I mean. Hahahaha!!!!

Flo Guillermo said...

I wonder if pigs will ever learn to fly.

steph de luna said...

haha, okay ka mag isip. very random!

D. D. said...

so parang nagdetour sumagot ang mga babae. hahaha. at nanahimik ang mga boys.
well, i know someone na the more nasasarapan ang guy, mas ginagaling niya kasi ibig sabihin she's doing it right. though to some, nakakangalay sa mouth especially sa cheek part dahil ang tagal ng guy maglabas. eh paano naman, sine-savor pa nila ang moment or lets say, pinipigilan pa nila to prolong yung sarap.

to answer bianxrage: if ever (dahil dadaan naman tayong girls dyan. dont deny), i prefer swallowing kasi for one, its not messy. second, its healthy and lastly, the guy likes it more.

ako c dyuhlie ♥ said...

isa lng naiisip ko.. bat blowjob ang tawag? e dba girls or gay suck it?hahahah dapat suckjob dba?!hahaha

Lalel Monday said...

yadda yadda yadda! blowjob shot is the best! inuman na lan parekoy! me blowjob din dun! hahahaha :))

εїз لσиαн εїз said...

i dont personally know the guy who wrote this blog but what the heck hehe
napa click ako sa link eh... :D

funny thing wala pang guy na nag comment..
just a question...is it really healthy??? errrrrr... and do guys like it more when the girl swallows it? LOL
oh my...and this blog is for everyone right?haha

Kate Ng said...

i dont personally know the guy too, but napatingin din ako. HAHA.

it's gross :)) weird. parang yuck? bakit kaya may mga bagay na ganun? haha ginawa talagang ganun yung nature? haha

Seline Mae del Pilar said...

guys are gross and weird. haha. and it's healthy??? i can't believe it is. GUYS NEED TO COMMENT ON THIS.

SouthChild 3rdworld said...

bwahahaha lol adik ka talaga!! comment comment comment, no comment. can't relate eh. lol!!!!

cynthia diana renard said...

hala? napa-click din ako.. hehe!

SouthChild 3rdworld said...

ay tangina dinelete comment ko olats ka

Jenny Ong said...

hahaha natawa naman ako sa mga nagcomment. :) open eh.
i read in one article na it's supposed to be healthy n good for ur teeth daw. hahahahha :) joketime.

cynthia diana renard said...

CUM NUTRITIONAL FACTS. =p

Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.


What's in Semen ?
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

* Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
* Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
* Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
* Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
* Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

Is Eating Cum Healthy?
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.

Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.

Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

source: DR. LOVE ... lol.

cynthia diana renard said...

amp! daig pa CENTRUM nito.. complete from A-Z ! haha.

D. D. said...


this just in!!!

nadedecrease daw ang chance ng breasts cancer sa babae kapag nagpeperform nito. lalo na when you swallow. wtf. informative!!
=))))

D. D. said...

girls, save our breasts. =))
swallow so guys will remember that we're the best.

Hidden Smokie said...

amp ano ba ito migs =))

camille isip said...

haha! hanep sa mga naiisip :"> too young for this. haha! pero i wonder why do girls do that kind of thing. haha!

rocky boswell chan said...

ito lalake na nag comment THIS is the shiznit!!! hahahaha

Black Bear Lagorza said...

si migs mahilig sa blowjobs!!!! ha ha ha

Miguel Singson said...

Im Kinda wondering why girls spit on the dick when they're sucking them. ^_^

Dhine Gonzalez said...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! :))