Saturday, May 19, 2007

How to make a WOMAN happy.

Forwarded Email. :)

forwarded email.


It's  not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to  be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a  father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a  carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a  stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a  psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a  healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good  father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26.  warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30.  funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34.  understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.  capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42.  dependable
43. passionate
44.  compassionate


WITHOUT  FORGETTING TO:


45.  give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be  honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at  other girls


AND  AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51.  give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her  lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space,  never worrying about where she goes


IT  IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54.  Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she  makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Show up naked
2. Bring  food
3. Bring beer



 

23 comments:

maris cordero said...

tama yan! you do all of these things, miguel? :)

Miguel Singson said...

@ maris - no wayy! hahaha!

learns c said...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer


takte bwaahahahahahaha

learns c said...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer


takte bwaahahahahahaha

Molly Velasco said...

Lahat ng gusto ng babae sa lalake ay matatagpuan sa.......

BADING.

nina lorenzana said...

that's a lot to make a woman happy, sobra naman yun, may iba naman dun na hindi necessary =) it only takes 3 things to make a guy happy?? whee! ayos!

Carol x_x said...

Dapat idagdag sa how to make a man happy ang 'don't nag'. lol

Miguel Singson said...

@ molly - some are found in the genes of a male. LOL meron din ako dyan noh ahaha

@ girldevil - ganyan ka importante kasi ang babae sa lalake para lang makuha yung. HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!! kidding! pero totoo. kelangan talaga maging ganyan ang lalake para lang "MAPASAYA" yung babae nila. hehe. :p

@ sictran - LOL

rocky boswell chan said...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer

totoo to pero pag kay singson tangalin ung beer hnd nainom eh hahaha!! loser!!! di nakatikim ng alchohol sa katawan booooyah!!!!

bobby barodi said...

ako kahit food lang okay na. hahaha.

Molly Velasco said...

Hehehe oo naman meron ka nyan! Kaw pa! ^_^

Kaso nga lang, "some" lang yung meron, kaya nga lalaki eh. Yung ibang characteristics ng lalaki, wala dyan. Kasi pag pinagsama-sama yung lahat-lahat ng nasa listahan na yan, bading ang kalabasan. wahahahaha!!! ;D

bobby barodi said...

parang the fab 5 ah. hahaha.

bobby barodi said...

queer eye for the straight guy hahahahhaha.

gwen bunao said...

tsk tsk tsk!!!

Jason Confesor said...

Well its worth doing all of it anyway!!!

learns c said...

50. not look at other girls

mahirap yata to

Miguel Singson said...

@ jason - KAKATAMAD KAYA! LOL! HIRAP TALAGA PALIGAYAHIN NG BABAE! LOL!

@ oman - mahirap talaga lol

bobby barodi said...

madali kaya. siguro malandi ka lang. hahaha.

learns c said...

iba talaga pag ang nakita mo japanese school girl.
ikaw nga dyan malandi eh bwahaha.
uuwi ng bahay para makichat lagn sa babae

learns c said...

chore ang magpaligaya ng babae
hahaha.

bobby barodi said...

nako.. mag papaalam na nga sa girlfriend limang oras pa.

learns c said...

lul. i still love her

anne laxa said...

hahaha tama 'yong sinabi ni kurayami :p