Sabi nila, Ang Pilipinas ang text capital ng mundo. I agree. Texting while graduating, hearing mass, pooping, studying, inside the cinemas, and having Sex. Ganyan tayo “kakitikitext.” Wala nang bukas kung pumindot araw, hapon o gabi. I am one of the “kitikitexters.” I think yun na lang ang Social Life ko. I post my numbers anywhere, everywhere. Thanks to Globe Unlimited Texting, parang naka post paid na din ako.
Sa text marami kang makakatext na iba’t iba ang entrada sayo. Sa text din, kanya kanyang style yan kung paano kayo magcli-click or makakascore ka ba sa katext mo.
So ikaw, pano ka ba magtext? Sino na mga naencounter mo sa text? Halina’t samahan akong himayin ang type of texters/texting:
1.) Baby Text - Ang baby text ay uri ng texting na kung saan ikaw ay nakikipag baby talk sa katext mo. imbis na “ayaw ko,” nagiging “ayaw to” or may parang action text kang nilalagay like “hug.tyt” or “sniff.sniff.” I love baby texting with the women i like. Cute eh. :)
2.) Sexting - Sexting is a form of texting with sexual related topics. It doesnt involve texts like “ang sarap siguro ng pekpek mo, sarap chupain ng tite mo, ang sarap dilaan ng utong mo, etc.” Kumbaga you’re texting sex with one another, with sense. I got the term from my friend Gay who got it while she was watching Glee, though iba yung definition ko dun sa guy sa Glee.
3. Flirtext - Flirtext is just pure flirt. Kadalasan ang katext mo, o ang tinetext mo e wala na lang ibang ginawa kundi bumanat ng mga corny lines o minsan nagpaparinig o nagpaparamdam. 2 lang ang kababagsakan kung isa kang flirtext. Either magiging kayo ng girl/guy o makakascore ka. Flirtexters usually ends their messages with … or simply ΓΌ.
4. The “Alternator” - Gandahan naman natin ang term ng type of texters na ganito. “Alternators” are the kind of texters who uses small caps and big caps, alternately. “PaRaNg gaNiTo.” Though considered as the last type, (read definition later) Well for me they are not. We can still read it right? They just text, with style.
5. “Jejemons” - Ze Cream of the Crop. The Class “S” texters. The torturer of words. Ang mga “jejemons” or i would prefer the term “Squatexters” better are texters who really really overkills the words they use when texting. Magnonosebleed ka sa pagbabasa. Ang simpleng “hello” ay nagiging “Hellowwhzz” or ang simpleing mura na “gago” nagiging “ghaghoww.” Squatexters often combine baby text & alternators to text people kaya lalo kang magugulumihanan sa pagbasa ng mensahe mo.
Kanya kanyang istilo, kanya kanyang diskarte, kanya kanyang text. Ikaw? Anong klase kang texter?
