Spoiler.

Since nasasabaw talaga ako galawin yung thesis ko for the past few days at sa thursday na ang defense ko, gawa muna ko blog bago gumawa.

Have you ever tried promising yourself that you will do this and that just to get your body in the right shape then suddenly, KAPAO! biglang sira? Ugh. that sux right? you're trying your best to do stuffs to get thin nang biglang may sisira sa ginagawa mo. Like me.

Ilang beses ko na prinamis na magpappapayat ako. i did everything. este i did some like the water therapy, morning exercise, no rice, and so on. pero pag andyan ang nanay ko, sira lahat ng diet plans mo.

Im proud to say that my Mom is a very very good cook. Though sometimes, mahilig mag experiment sa pagkain. i mean most of the time. minsan may mga luto yan na kakaiba. may mga kakaibang sangkap na nilalagay. Pero kahit ganon, sometimes kinakain ko, sometimes hindi. Hindi sa hindi masarap ha. pero ayaw ko lang talaga minsan yung luto nya. Sige masarap. pero ayaw ko talaga tikman yung iba.

So anyways, sya ang spoiler ng mga dietary plans ko. Lagi ko sinasabi sa kanya na "Ma, hindi ako magkakanin ha." pero pag gising ko sa umaga, putakte, may masarap na ulam na iniwan na talaga nga naman na kelangan ng kanin kaya AYUN. mapapakain ka talaga. Pero basta. grr talaga. I cant help it. masarap kasi talaga. as in masarap. I cant control myself. MASARAP MAGLUTO SI MAMA! ALAM NYA ANG GUSTO KO DAMN IT! grr. hehe.

Minsan din sabi ko sa kanya "Ma, puro gulay lang kakainin natin ha." Oo naman sagot ni mama. pero pagdating ng dinner time, ayun may gulay nga, sabay sasabayan ng bacon, tapa, o kaya pork chop. at syempre, kakain nanaman ako ng marami! ugh!!! SIRA!

Im proud to have my mom na cooker. You should all visit me sometime sa bahay para matikman nyo luto ng nanay ko. Promise. masarap. I still remember my 18th birthday ata nun or 19th with my barkada nung buo pa kami. sa bahay kami kumain. yumyum! hehe. Makakatikim din kayo ng kakaibang luto. haha. :)

O sya back to work "kuno" na ko. lapit na thursday eh. goodluck mma peeps! kaya natin to!

Another TAFT Suicide.

May balita nanaman po na may nagpakamatay po sa Taft Vito Cruz area kaninang mga alas 7-8 ng gabi. Isang estudyante ang tumalon mula sa isang building. Ayon sa sources, Lasalista ata. Napalabas ata to sa tv kanina pero di ko lang naabutan dahil tinext lang samin at nasabi ng nanay ko paguwi ko. ayun lang.

A Very INTERESTING Ad by yours truly, L.A TENORIO.

A big shoutout to http://redtangent.multiply.com for posting this. now imma spread this! freaking lafftrip!!!!

from Philippine Daily Inquirer, August 16, 2007

On GROs: Recommended reading for all single guys and some not so single guys as well.

Got this from a forwarded mail. Kung di mo kaya magbasa ng mahahabang article, then dont try reading this. pero to people who loves reading, read! especially men!

1. GROs are just like your everyday ordinary girl just like your officemate or probably your classmate. veterans or not. It's just that, their jobs dictate that they should entertain you and give you a good time for your money whether they like you or not. Can you imagine yourself going to a club and having to buy your unpreferred GROs ladies drinks? Magsusungit ka din sa kausap mo.

In my place, I have veterans too and they're still the same emotional human beings I met two, three or four years ago. Others have boyfriends, girlfriends or even husbands already and that is why they can not reciprocate your good intentions. You may pay for sex but their hearts are taken. Still, don't take it against them. You were probably late. Move on, you can't have all that you want. Minsan basted minsan hinde. Maybe, you can just pay for sex.

2. SEX. Even if your paying a girl for sex, PSP man o GRO, the payee is still a human being. If you want her to be great in bed, she must be in the mood. I have read so many complaints here on whether a PSP is maarte or not or nagmamadali umuwi. Maybe it's the PSPs fault, but we're not really sure, are we? There are people kasi, to put it mildly, not keen on personal hygiene. Mabaho eh, or hindi man lang nagpalit ng brief. There are also some na nananakot -- "PULIS AKO EH. Gusto mo ipahuli kita?". There are also some, who just don't know how to prepare the woman. Tuyo pa nga gusto mo ng pingerin, dalawang daliri pa. Be considerate. One time, there was a party at this high end MP at Paranaque were everyone was drinking tea for delaying ejaculation. The MP opened up to me afterwards, since we've been going out most of the time, "ang tatagal matapos kaya hirap na hirap na kami hindi naman kami nageenjoy. OK lang yung matagal matapos kung boyfriend ko. Gusto pa mag two rounds eh matagal na nga yung first round, pano pa kaya sa pangalawa?".

Again, they're humans too just like your wife. Ni hindi ka nga ngingitian siguro ng asawa mo pag hindi ka nya type ngitian eh. You have to understand women first and foremost.

3. GROs and MPAs do fall in love. Even if at first, they wanted you for your money. We, clubgoers, have the opportunity to make them love us. How? By going there and spending time with them. Of course, dadaan ka sa, minsan ang attention nila nasa ibang guest, o kaya, wala sila sa mood harapin ka. Just don't be a jerk. Wag mong aawayin. Be patient. Mahirap manligaw ng GRO, BUT, if they do fall in love with you, they really love their partners so well. Thus, you may meet a GRO who's now supporting her bum husband. Ganyan sila eh. I am married to my former GRO and sometimes I wonder why she keeps up with me.

TIPS:
1. Be there always. Pag may guest sila, hintayin mo. Pero pag sayo na nakaupo, be sure that you are ready to spend. Wag naman yung pauupuin mo sya sa tabi mo magdamag, walang pulutan, ang bagal ng drinks, tapos naguuwian na ang mga guest nyang handang gumastos. MABUBWISIT LANG SYA SAYO. I've met several of these kind. Andudun parati, ang bagal naman ng drinks, 5 to 7 hours nakatable, pinapadalhan ko pa ng pagkain yung babae sa dressing room dahil hindi man lang umoorder ng pulutan yung guest. After several weeks, the GRO avoided him and the guest complained to me and stopped visiting my place. Of course, I had to make excuses in the process. Does that make me and my GRO terrible hosts? Beterano ba kami pag ganun?

2. Be clean and make sure you smell good. Magtoothbrush ka, deodorant, cologne, etc. There are guests who want to save a few bucks and therefore would rather drink somewhere else before going to clubs. What they don't realize is that the smell of Cigarette, Sisig or other pulutans, or Beer, or Liquor is a major turn-off if the GRO or MPA is sober. And sometimes these guests would demand ES. Kakatakot kaya. Don't ever ever forget this. If you are clean 90% of the time, the 10% chance that you are not, will go a long way in tarnishing your image. GIRLS talk inside the dressing room.

3. Be loyal to her. If she's absent, try to talk to the manager and tell her you're going back for her. And keep your promise. In clubs, most guys especially the sosyal ones, are afraid to reveal their feelings. Nahihiya sila ipaalam na nagkakagusto at seryoso sila sa GRO. Why??? This is the number one sign that GROs look for in their guests if the GROs are seriously considering you as boyfriend material. The other GROs will envy her and they will want you for themselves. Pero kung mabaho ka at buraot ka, di bale na lang.

Pick a GRO that you like. If you find her, keep her as your GRO or as your girlfriend. Alagaan mo sya.

Young guys go for different GROs most of the time. Tutok lang mga pare, wag paiba-iba.

Masarap pumunta sa isang lugar na isa lang ang pinupuntahan mo. I've shared this advise to my friends before. The sex is better if the girl knows you well and is comfortable with you. GRO man or MPA or PSP or asawa ng boss mo.

you know, one cause of eractile dysfunction (tama ba, i forgot the term eh) is anxiety. Pag kilala mo yung babae, hindi ka natatakot hindi tigasan, thus, the more madali kang tigasan. hehe...

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Not all girls are after your money. Meron din namang mga taong hindi nagtatrabaho sa club pero mukhang pera. Yung iba nga presidente na ng Pilipinas mukha pa ding pera.

Isa-isahin natin ha, I'm not an expert, maybe I'm just blessed with wonderful GROs. Also, t his is for guests who like their GROs to like them back.

MONEY DOWN. It's not you, it's probably the guests before you. There are people who are just assholes. They will try to do it without the GROs explaining the terms of her extra services. Pag walang binanggit na extra payment, hindi sila magbibigay. Ang galing galing makiusap, pag tapos na, ang babae na maghahabol EH BAWAL MAGHABOL NG BAYAD. Therefore, money down. But they're not doing this to all. If you feel uncomfortable asking your GRO for ES, ask your FM. You can course your payment through them also. Hindi lang din naman GRO ang mahilig mag money down eh. Ikaw ba papayag magpa BJ sa bakla ng hindi ka sigurado kung babayaran ka? If you're OK, based on your track record, trust me, there's no money down involved.

You see, the risk should be worth it. Pumayag sya sa ES without knowing who you really are. Baka mamaya raid pa yan tapos pa-thank you thank you lang ang bayad sa ES. In clubspeak, it's called T.Y. Mare, baka ma-TY ka hindi ko kilala yan. In clubs, you are expected to TIP. Even at grocery stores, if a bagger carries your grocery items to your car... YOU TIP. ito pa kaya bubukaka sila para sa inyo. I have two regular guests, both, the sons of a former presidential candidate and now senatorial candidate. Ang babait, ang gagwapo, ang babata, at marunong magtip ni hindi humihingi ng discount. Sobra, saludo ako sa dalawang to at sa tatay ng mga to. The brother of a vice mayor goes here too. Ganun din, ang bait, gwapo na hindi pa mayabang. Ang mayayabang yung mga nagbabanggit lang ng pangalan... "KUmpare ako ni ganito, kapatid yan ni kwan.." Sira ba sila, makakapagbukas ka ba ng club ng basta basta. If you're wondering why Vic Sotto, Dolphy and other not-so-handsome TV personalities have lots of beautiful women around them, it's because of their attitude towards women. The size of your dick should not be your utmost concern.

Some girls are uncomfortable asking you for their payment. PLEASE don't take advantage. Yung iba dito umiiyak pag nati-TY. "Huhuhu... yung boyfriend ko nga hindi ko bini-bj ginawa ko lang sa kanya dahil wala talaga akong pera..." It breaks my heart everytime I see this. What I do is give my FM some money and tell the FM to give it to the GRO. "kunwari binigay ng guest."

GROs, MPAs, and even PSPs talk to each other. Pag kupal ka, iiwasan ka, tapos walanghiya ka ang kapal ng mukha mo sasabihin mo maarte ako. PSPs, GROs and MPAs who are reading this, if you agree with me, please post.

Women are more emotionally driven when it comes to sex. Minsan nga malaki na offer ng guest ayaw pang pumayag, why? Probably because tumutulo laway nila, bastos pa mga kaibigan. hehe... If your friends are like this, you can always say, "pasensya ka na sa mga kaibigan ko ha, first time nila sa club eh..." and please, remind your friends to behave.

CLUBS & GROs THESE DAYS. If you go to clubs these days, you will notice that not all the girls are your typical 70s era type of club girls from the provinces. Iba na ngayon. There are students from exclusive schools, part-time models, daughters of prominent men, and what-have-you. Uso na ang club ngayon. Whereas before, yuppies go to discos and dance clubs on fridays.

Now, most people would probably go to clubs. Hindi na nakakahiya eh, hindi na rin nililihim (of course, this is not the case if you're married). Just like plastic surgery, hindi na idinideny to. Hey, there's even a site called MANILATONIGHT.COM. Airforce 1, Classmates or even Starfleet are places to be seen nowadays. Pinagmamalaki mo pa na galing ka sa Classmates. If you have a Girlfriend who works at Airforce One, you can proudly tell your friends. So don't act as if, people will laugh at you if they see you at clubs. Act normal. Yung iba natatawa pag tumetable sila. So? Be comfortable, it's ok. Have a good time. Soon after, ikaw na matatawa sa kanila kasi ang corny ng trip nila.

Club workers are the most enjoyable people you'll meet. Some are there for the money, while others work there for enjoyment. I own a garments firm running 22 hours a day, 7 days a week. But I'd rather spend most of my time at my club. There was a time that we had to close for more than a week. I tell you, these were one of the loneliest times of my life. Even if people are successful in closing down clubs due to pressure from complainants, they must realize that people will just go to other clubs. Ganun din eh. Pinasara nila kami noon, yan tuloy, sa Roxas Blvd. pa napunta yung mga asawa nila. Napamahal pa. In small clubs, cellphones, cellphone load, tips, Ok na yun eh. In high-end clubs, baka apartment na at sari-sari store ang maibigay ng mga asawa nila sa mga babae dun. During the time that we were closed, my GRO decided to hook up with her favorite guest. Naka Honda CRV na sya ngayon. The guest probably got to know my GRO alot better because by then, he had no choice. Sarado kami eh, na inlove tuloy.

The guest i'm referring to is not your typical handsome, bagets, magara-ang-kotse type of guy and the GRO I'm referring to is not your typical GRO either. She was my monthly topnotcher for more than a year --- straight. She was my favorite. Mahal ko yung babaeng yun -- not romantically though -- and everybody knows that. Ang bait nung lalake, tahimik lang, hindi mayabang. Now, they are happy. My alaga is happy. Who says you can't find true love in clubs?

Sino ang mas SIKAT?

 

 

 

 

Si Mac Cardona na nasampal sa YOUTUBE? o si Paolo Orbeta na nahuli sa TV?

 

you decide.

TRIPPER.

WHOA! somebodys trippin!!

http://jetfuentabella.multiply.com/ guys cheq nyo to.

Takte. as i was viewing my multiply biglang pagtingin ko sa who's viewed me, takte, nakita ko familiar pic. damn it.

Im guessing this is my x Aileen Nahil. wow. tindi mo ha. you used someone's name pa para lang magago ako? ang lupet. at ginamit mo pa lalake amp!! WOW!

So anyways, paano ko ba mapapatanggal tong hinayupak na to? Anyone? help help?

Bitter Sickness.

Bitter Sickness

iniwan sa bansa. pinagpalit sa banyaga.
iniwan ang bata. pinagpalit sa binata.
o kay sakit ng ginawa, lalo na't itoy sariwa pa.
pusong nagmahal ng tunay, winarat na parang gulay.

hindi makakilos sa kinauupuan, pilit na naiisip ang dapat kalimutan.
mga araw na masaya, minu-minutong magkasama,
nasayang lang ng tuluyan, dahil sa kanyang kasinungalingan.
o babae bakit mo nagawa ito? saktan at lokohin ang isang tulad ko.

kwentong barbero iyong sinubukan, ika'y sumablay at nauwi sa kahihiyan.
iiyak iyak na parang bata, hahagulgol hagulgol na parang matanda.
pag ika'y nabubuking dinadaan sa galit, pag nagsisinungaling mahinahong lumalapit.
maglalambing na parang pusa, puso mo nama'y punong puno ng basura.

alam na lahat ng tao ang iyong tunay na buhay, paano mo pa ito lalagyan ng kulay?
sirang sira ka na, reputasyon mo'y wala na, matuluyan ka na sana, mamatay ka na.
malas ko ikaw ang "ginirl-friend" ko, mas malas ka naman ako pa ang "binoyfriend" mo.
pag ako ang gumanti, siguradong wasak ang iyong identity.

A Hate Letter for this Aileen Nahil girl.

Alam ko naiirita na kayo sa bitter posts ko. pero i cant help it. im just bitter. so anyhows kung irita ka na, wag mo na basahin awa ng diyos. WAG MO NA ITULOY. Trust me. WAG NA.

I just learned na its true na niloko lang pala ako nitong girl named Aileen Nahil. YEP. the evidences were kitang kita. Apparently, ang boyfriend nyang si Harvard Lover, ay hindi pala sila break. kundi sila pa din talaga. Dahil sa walang boytoy si babae dito sa Pilipinas, ayun ako ang ginawa nya munang pansamantalang Laruan habang hindi pa sya nakakabalik sa America.

So 1 month na andito si babae, 1 month din nya akong pinaglaruan. May mga incidents na talagang pinagdududahan ko na tong babaeng to. Pero putek, ang galing talaga mag salita! i mean talagang todo emote, todo iyak. as in talagan solid. Super galing. Best Actress.

1st, i know her password in her email addy. so there, nakita ko na i think they're planning to get married 5 years from now. IMAGINE? syinota nya ako, tapos ikakasal na sya? OMFG dba.

2nd, i know her password sa friendster nya. and yes nagkalat ang mga messages of plans to get married. KABOOM. :)

3rd, she showed me her Engagement Ring. BOOOM BABY BOOM!

So if ever na makita nyong viniview kayo nyang babaeng yan, murahin nyo. :) pero i think wala nang mukhang ihaharap yun sa madla. especially to us. her so called "friends" PAHIYA NA SYA EH. :) Di marunong gumawa ng kwento. nakakatawa. huwahahaha! Huling huli. lols.

She deleted her friendster and multiply account dahil alam nyang mabubuking ko sya. huwahahaha.

So message ko sa inyong dalawa ni Harvard Boy, mabuhay kayo sa kasal nyo, at for sure naman di magagalit yang Harvard Boy mo na makita tong post na to eh na habang asa Pinas yung girlfriend nya eh may ibang boyfriend sya dito. Mabuntis ka sana ng de-oras, at sana malaglag yang pinagbubuntis mo. :) Happy Wedding sa inyong dalawa!

*Pinaalalahanan ko na kayo, sabi ko wag nyo na basahin kung irita na kayo. hehe. sa SIMULA PA LANG sinabi ko wag nyo na basahin ha. hehehe. :)

Internal Defense and Grand Opening ng Exihbit.

1st Story: Internal Defense

Gabi ng monday hindi ako makatulog kakaisip sa Internal Defense na yan. hindi ko kasi alam kung sino magiging panel ko, at medyo 95% palang ang gawa ko. wala pa kasi yung "good stuffs" na ilalagay ko. inabot na ko ng alas 5 ng umaga ng tuesday kakaisip nito. natulog ako ng 1 oras. pag gising ko handa na mga dadalhin ko. 3 executive brief, 1 marketing plan, 3 panel defense sheet, at pagkain ng mga panelists. nagpaluto kasi ako sa nanay ko. pinaghandaan talaga namin to. kumbaga this is the judgment day. nakasuot pa ko ng pula nun.

Nag pedicab ako papuntang school. LOL. pagdating ko, kasama ko yung 2 pang magdedefense. naka sched kami ng 8am. this is the worst part. pagdating namin dun, putakte, sabi WALANG PANELISTS. nakita ko dun sa monitor nya lahat ng minessage nya ata sa chikka thingy puro "SORRY" "SORRY" "SORRY" and the sorry goes on. sabi nya, "moved kami" BOOM. nawala ang kaba. nabadtrip. imbis maaga matatapos, ayun. tinanghali. another worst part, "in-on the spot kuha panelist challenge" kami. kung sino yung andun nung umagang yun, yun yung kinuha. We got this short haired girl and this bothered chinese prof. worst part again, AKO ANG INUNA. Kung kanina eh lahat kami eh gusto mauna magdefense dahil sa namove yung sched namin, nung nagka panel ayaw na kung sino yung mauuna.

The defense was fine. ok naman. i passed. thank you for the panelists. THIS IS THE WORST PART OF THE INTERNAL DEFENSE. YUNG BINIGAY KONG PAGKAIN, INIWAN SA TABLE. UMALIS AKO PARA MAGBIHIS BUMALIK AKO ANDUN PA DIN YUNG PAGKAIN. SANA MAN LANG PAG BINIGYAN KAYO NG PAGKAIN EH KUNIN NYO NAMAN DAHIL SAYANG EH. KASALANAN KO BANG LUMAMIG YUN EH NAKASCHED KAMI NG 8AM TAPOS ANO ORAS NAG SIMULA 10AM NA.

Dahil sayang, ako na din lang ang kumain. 2 ang kinain ko. yung isa binigay ko sa classmate ko dahil gutom na. yung isa kinuha ng panelist. pero nakita ko sa salamin nasa cafeteria bumibili ng pagkain.

2nd Story: Grand Opening ng Exhibit

5pm na ko nakarating sa LRI. Bumalik pa ako ng bahay para kunin yung chibog. Lintik na ulan yan. ang lakas sobra. ganda ng loob. ang saya. ang cute. ang lamig. pagdating ko andun na lahat except for me. yung isa kong groupmate wala pala dahil sinundo ang gf.

630. wala pang tao. kinakabahan na ko. baka mamaya wala pumunta. huhu.

710pm. dumating nanay ng isa naming classmate. nakita yung isang gawa ko na andun yung anak nya. pinicturan kasama sya. nakakatawa nga eh. hwahahaha! another guest. photographer. meron daw syang studio sa taas. ang masama dun, di namin napapirma sa guestbook. yun lang yung stranger guest na pumunta sa exhibit namin!

740. dumating ang pamilya ng isa pang classmate namin. nagustuhan din yung ginawa ko dahil andun yung anak nya din. whahahaah!

8pm. pansamantalang lumungkot ang exhibit. walang tao. kami lang.

840. dumating ang classmates namin. medyo nagkatao na ulit ang exhibit. wooo!

910. another batch of classmates ang dumating. dumadami na! dinumog na ang exhibit ng same old people! wahaha!

920. dumating ang nanay ko. wooooooooo! nakita ang gawa ko. natawa sa work ko na andun sya. ipapaframe nya daw. wahahahha!

10pm. madami pa ding tao. dumating ang pamilya ng groupmate ko na best seller ang works. ganda kasi eh. dumating din si Sir Durian! heheh. tapos may isa pang dumating na pamilya ng groupmate ko din.

1010pm. dumating ang bestpren ko. putakte! woooo! isa pang masaya dahil matagal ko na di nakikita yun. bad news, hindi kasama ang ate. di ko nakita grr. pero babalik sila sa last day namin. yeye! wooo!

1030. wala na tao. kami na lang. actually, 4 kaming magkagroup ang natira. yung 4 nagsilayas na kaagad. nagstay pa kami ng medyo unti. nagcontemplate kung ano nangyari sa exhibit. mga feedback. SI MALSI MALUNGKOT. kung bakit, tanungin nyo sya. wahhahha!

11pm. may dumating kaming classmates. may dalang tarantula at scorpion. pinaglaruan muna namin. hahahh!

1110. closing time. bukas ulit! haha!z

this is another worst part. YUNG MGA SABING PUPUNTA HINDI PUMUNTA. YUNG MGA HINDI PUMUNTA WALA KAYONG KWENTA. NAIINTINDIHAN KO NA NAULAN NG MALAKAS PERO SANA NAMAN MAGKARON KAYO NG UTAK NA MAGTEXT SAKIN NA HINDI KAYO PUPUNTA HINDI YUNG PAPAASAHIN NYO KO. NAPAKAWALANG KWENTA NYO. OO OO KAYO TAPOS DI KAYO MAGPAPARAMDAM. TAMAAN SANA KAYO. MGA WALANG KWENTA.

takte. dami kong inasahang pupuntang friends ko. pero asan kayo? eto kayo. ..|.. 0_0 ..|..

Internal Defense Madness.

This is really bullshit. im sorry for the word pero im pissed. well, here it goes.

My internal defense is supposed to be last friday August 3. pero dahil nga sa Barangay SK Elections, our defense was moved on tuesday, August 7, 2007. so Last week, ok chumill-chill ako. i thought na ok i still got 3 days to do my project. friday and saturday i started doing my project bit by bit. kasi medyo patapos na din naman ako so medyo sometimes chumichillax ako.

THEN CAME SUNDAY. Paguwi ko galing sa mall with my mom, nag cheq ako ng email ko and then i got an email from our advicer saying that all students na friday schedule will be having their internal defense tomorrow. Monday, August 6 2007.

So medyo nagpanic mode ako. I asked some of my classmates na mga kasabayan ko kung monday or tuesday nga ba yung defense namin. problem is, iba iba yung advicers namin.

SO Parang ang lumalabas, kaming 2 lang under our advicer ang magdedefense tomorrow. pero parang unfair naman samin yun. Kasi ang klaro klaro na sinabi daw na na-move kami tuesday ang mga magdedefend last friday, tapos na-move yung schedule namin na monday. ano yun? Kaming 2 lang yung mag dedefend mamaya?

ANG LABO. SOBRA. nakakalito. nakakagulo. Pupunta ko bukas ng MAAGA. pero di ako magfoformal. I want to clear things out. PUTAKTE, ako kasi ang unang kakatayin ng mga panelists eh. tapos malalaman ko last minute na binago na ULIT YUNG SCHEDULE. UNFAIR.

I hope sana may makabasang CSB Prof nito. pero i doubt it kasi SUPER LATE NA. LEECH TALAGA!