Friday, June 29, 2007

The Blowjob.

Siguro naman you are all familiar with the word "blowjob." Do i need to explain it? Well, para sa mga tanga at nagpapaka inosente, a blowjob is a term for sucking one man's "tool" by his partner, either a girl, or a gay. haha. kadiri noh? well, some do that. others? nahihiya. :)

Weird ako magisip kaya ito naiisip ko. Alam ko, ang lalake sayang saya siguro pag ginagawa to sa kanya. pero for girls? are they happy too? i mean do they get satisfaction too when they suck their man? Or are they disgusted and thinks "i am so stupid. why am i doing this?"

Is blowjob special for men? Is this a very special thing kapag ginawa to ng partner mo sayo? Should men cherish blowjob? Will they remember that this girl, gave me the best sucking in my life and i should cherish this or Will they just forget it and be happy that another girl sucked them.

How bout the women? Is this special to them? Are they happy when they suck? haha. sorry if maooffend kayo girls. LOL. weirdo lang talaga ko magisip. :)

Ang weird ng mga naiisip ko. wala lang. haha.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

40 Richest Pinoys.

forwarded mail. Just want to share this to ya'll.

The Forbes Asia 40 Richest Filipinos:

 

1. Henry Sy - $4.0 billion- He owns SM group with 27 shopping malls in the Philippines and several others in China . He also owns Banco de Oro Universal Bank and has substantial shares in China Banking Corp. and Equitable PCI Bank. He also owns Highlands Prime Holdings, a high-end property developer.

 

2. Lucio Tan - $2.3 billion- He owns Philippine Airlines, the country's flag carrier. His business interests include tobacco (Fortune Tobacco Corp.), beer and liquor (Asia Brewery Inc. and Tanduay Holdings Inc.), and banking (Philippine National Bank and Allied Banking Corp).

 

3. Jaime Zobel de Ayala - $2.0 billion- He is the patriarch of Ayala Corp., the Philippines' oldest conglomerate, whose business interests include real estate and hotels (Ayala Land Inc.), financial services (Bank of the Philippine Islands), telecommunications (Globe Telecom Inc.), water infrastructure (Manila Water Co. Inc.), electronics and information technology (Integrated Microelectronics Inc. and Azalea Technology Investments Inc.) and automotive (Honda Cars Makati Inc. and Isuzu Automotive Dealership Inc.).

 

4. Eduardo Cojuangco - $840 million- He is the chairman of San Miguel Corporation, the largest food and Beverage Corporation in the Philippines .

 

5. George Ty - $830 million- He founded Metropolitan Bank and Trust, currently the largest bank in terms of Assets and Capital in the Philippines . He also has stakes in the Bank of the Philippine Islands and Philippine Savings Bank, a Metro bank subsidiary.

 

6. John Gokongwei - $700 million- He is the chairman of JG Summit holdings, whose subsidiaries include Cebu Pacific Air, Digital Telecommunications Philippines Inc., First Private Power Corp., JG Summit Petrochemical Corp., Litton Mills Inc., Robinsons Land Corp., Robinsons Savings Bank, Sun Cellular, United Industrial Corp. and URC.

 

7. Tony Tan Caktiong - $575 million - He is the founder and current Chairman and CEO of Philippine fast food chain Jollibee, ChowKing, and Delifrance

 

8. Andrew Tan - $480 million- He is the Mega world president.

 

9. Emilio Yap - $350 million - He is the owner of Manila Hotel, newspaper owner, Manila Bulletin, a national newspaper.

 

10. Oscar Lopez - $315 million - - He is the chairman and CEO of Benpres Holdings Corp., the holding company of the Lopez group. - Meralco, ABS-CBN , Maynilad Water

 

11. Enrique Razon Jr. - $285 million- He is the chairman and chief executive officer, International Container Terminal Services Inc; publishing magnate.

 

12. Andrew Gotianun - $280 million- He is the chairman and CEO of East west Bank .

 

13. Enrique Aboitiz - $275 million- He is the WG&A president and chief executive officer.

 

14. Alfonso Yuchengco - $225 million - He is the chairman of Yuchengco Group of Companies.

o Great Pacific Life Assurance Corporation (GREPALIFE)

o Lifetime Plans, Inc.

o Bankard, Inc.

o Pan Malayan Management and Investment Corporation

o Pan Malayan Travel and Tours

o Pan Pacific Computer Center, Inc.

o YGC Corporate Services, Inc.

o Rizal Commercial Banking Corporation (RCBC)

o RCBC Savings Bank

o House of Investments

o Malayan Insurance Company, Inc.

o The First Nationwide Assurance Corporation

o Malayan Reinsurance Corporation

o Malayan Zurich Insurance Company, Inc.

o Tokio Marine Malayan Insurance Co. Inc.

o EEI Corporation

o Nippon Life Philippines

o AY Foundation

o Honda Cars Quezon City

o Honda Cars Manila

o Mapua Institute of Technology

o Manila Memorial Park

o First Malayan Leasing and Finance Corp.

 

15. Menardo Jimenez - $210 million - He is the head for wireless consumer division of Smart Communications.

 

16. Gilberto Duavit Jr. - $210 million- He is the Executive Vice President and COO of GMA 7.

 

17. Ramon Del Rosario - $205 million- He is the president of Philippine Investment Management (PHINMA), Inc.

 

18. Felipe Gozon - $180 million- He is the president of GMA-7.

 

19. Beatrice Campos - $160 million- She is the widow of United Laboratories founder Jose Campos.

 

20. Luis J. L. Virata - $150 million- He is the UEM-MARA Philippines Corporation president.

 

21. David M. Consunji - $145 million- He is the founder of DM Consunji Construction.

 

22. Bienvenido Tantoco Sr. $140 million- He is the chairman of Rustan's Commercial Corporation.

 

23. Betty Ang - $115 million- President of Monde Nissin, maker of instant noodles, biscuits and snack food

 

24. Manuel Villar - $110 million- Senate President of the Philippines and a real estate businessman who developed Camella, Palmera, Crown Asia , Serendra, etc.

 

25. Mariano Tan - $100 million-

 

26. Rolando and Rosalinda Hortaleza - $90 million- Splash Corporation (HBC/Hortaleza)

 

27. Oscar Hilado - $85 million- He is the chairman of the Phinma group, the Philippines ' biggest cement maker.

 

28. Vivian Que Azcona - $80 million- She is the president of Mercury Drug with over 500 outlets.

 

29. Manuel Zamora - $75 million- PHILEX Mining Corporation

 

30. Magdaleno Albarracin - $73 million- Vice Chairman of Phinma Group

 

31. Jesus Tambunting - $70 million- He is the Chairman & CEO of Planters Development Bank (PDB).

 

32. Frederick Dy - $65 million- He is the Security Bank president.

 

33. Tomas Alcantara - $60 million- He is a former Trade Secretary

 

34. Lourdes Montinola - $50 million- FEU Chairperson.

 

35. Salvador Zamorra - $45 million- He is the Hinatuan Mining president.

 

36. Mac & Daisy Potente - $45 million - Successful entrepreneur, own the town of Salinas in Cavite .

 

37. Antonio Roxas - $40 million -Director and President of Roxas & Company Inc.; Chairman & Chief Executive Officer of Roxas Holdings Inc.; Executive Chairman of Central Azucarera Don Pedro (CADP) Group Corp.; Director & President of Roxas & Company Inc., Fundacion Santiago; Chairman of Philippine Sugar Millers Association, Club Punta Fuego Inc., Fuego Land Corp., Jade Orient Sugar Corp.; Director of Batangas Assets Corp., Banco De Oro Private Bank, Philippine Long Distance Telephone Company (PLDT), Hawaiian Philippine Sugar Co.; Trustee of Philippine Business for the Environment, Philippine Business for Social Progress; President of Roxas - Gargollo Foundation.

 

37. Wilfred Steven Uytengsu Sr. - $38 million-Alaska Milk Corporation

 

38. Philip T. Ang - $35 million-168 Mall partner.

 

39. Marixi Prieto - $30 million - Philippine Daily Inquirer chairman, Inq.7

 

40. Manuel Pangilinan - $25 million- Chief Executive First Pacific Holdings HK,PLDT chairman, Smart, Makati Med

 

OTHERS WHO SHOULD HAVE MADE IT

Sugar baron Jose Mari Chan, runs a large sugar empire in Negros Oriental and Iloilo provinces in the Visayas. Mr. Chan, who is also a noted song composer, inherited the business empire from his father, Antonio, who immigrated to the Philippines from China when he was 14 years old. The Chans, who are among the country's biggest sugar traders, own Central Azucarera de San Antonio (Casa), which operates a sugar mill in Iloilo and a refinery in Negros Occidental. Casa is investing P1.2 billion in a biomass co-generation plant capable of generating 14 megawatts of electricity and is putting up a state-of-the-art P1.6-billion sugar refinery in Negros Occidental. The Chans also own Hyatt Regency Hotel.

Bookstore magnate Alfredo Ramos, one of the successful entrepreneurs in the Philippines , is qualified to join Forbes' list. He is chairman and president of Atlas Mining and his family owns National Bookstore, the biggest bookstore chain in the Philippines . Mr. Ramos owned the defunct Daily Globe broadsheet.

Ambassador to Laos Antonio "Tony" Cabangon Chua's worth is certainly more than P2 billion. Cabangon-Chua, founder and chairman emeritus of the Fortune Group of Companies and publisher of Philippine Graphic magazine, owns the fledgling Business Mirror and operates popular hotel and motel chains in the country.

Antonio "Tonyboy" Cojuangco will also easily qualify to the Forbes' list. Tonyboy reinvested his "windfall" in Philippine Long Distance Telephone Co. and Piltel after acquiring medium-sized Bank of Commerce and Associated Broadcasting Co., which operates ABC-5. Tonyboy also owns Dream Cable and has joined the call center business.

Corazon D. Ong, another successful entrepreneur, steadily built CDO Foodsphere to become the second-biggest meat processing company in the country after San Miguel's Purefoods.

Former Trade and Industry Minister Roberto "Bobby" Ongpin could probably be among the 10 wealthiest Filipinos in the Philippines today. Bobby earns lucrative fees and commissions as an investment banker. He was one of the senior advisers of Asian billionaire Robert Kuok, who owns the Shangri-La hotel chain. Ongpin, whose family partly owns SGV auditing company, is now heavily investing in the local IT sector with investments in Eastern Telecoms, ISM Communications and Philweb.

I cant believe Gloria Arroyo, Prospero Pichay and the famous Eddie Gil (not the preacher) is not in the list! LOL!

Monday, June 25, 2007

The Rabid Wolverine is Dead.

 



R.I.P Chris Benoit.



The close friends, Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero when they both won the WWE Belts, now together in peace.



The Victory.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Miguel Singson goes North

For the first time in my history, I went to Sm north by myself. usually pagdating sa mga malls may boundaries ako. hanggang Gateway lang kaya ko. pero dahil sa love, napadpad ako sa North. Pagdating dun, sobrang badtrip. coz sya na nga tong malapit dun, sya pa yung late. argh. i waited for her while drinking this mango shake na punong puno ng sago. yumyum! after 30 minutes, dumating sya, and ayun derecho nood sine.

After movie, dinner tapos arcade. pagdating sa arcade-an, FAK! eto na ata ang pinakapanget na laruan na nalaruan ko. napaka walang kwenta ng mga games. sira yung shotgun ng house of the dead 3. there's this one game na you'll look stupid for me kasi para kang nag e-aerobics na ewan? yung mga tao dun sabay pa ng sabay. i think it's called "PAPARAPA" or "PAPARAPARADISE" lol. basta yun. ang masama pa dun, andami kong biniling tokens. Lawwwl!

After arcade mineet namin yung friend namin tapos hinatid sya sa Metrowalk. the journey for me was really scary. first, malayo, second, gabi na ko umuwi, third, ako lang mag-isa. pero ok naman. as long as your with sum1 you love. harhar. i love you bie! boooo! hahaha! ^_^ woooooooootwoooot!

Sunday, June 17, 2007

"FRIENDS"

oo. "friends" ko nga kayo. right.

I hope you're all happy na nakasira kayo ng relationship ha. thanks talaga "friends."

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Thoughts on NBA Finals with my Mom.

Im happy that two of the teams na gusto ko manalo in the playoffs are playing in the finals. The Spurs and the Cavs. pero syempre, sa finals, i go for spurs. eversince na pumasok sila in the 1999 playoffs against the 8 seeded new york knicks, dun ko na sila naging favie.

The spurs are one win away in achieving their goal. the NBA Trophy and to be called again, the NBA Champs. woot! saya saya! Go Spurs!

So anyways, after the controversial Game 3, usap kami ni mama. I told my mom na sana bigay na nila ang games 4 and 5 sa cavs dahil panget naman kung magchachampion sila sa east like what happened in the NY Series. Panget diba. dapat sa homecourt para talagang enjoy at lasap na lasap nila na panalo sila! But for my mom, she wants the spurs to finish it na. She told me that she wants the spurs to send a message sa cleveland na "Di pa namin kayo ka level pagdating sa ganito" or like "Marami pa kayong kakaining bigas" or "practice pa kayo." Ayun. pero ano kaya ang nasa utak ni popovich? tatapusin na nya, or pagbibigyan nya ng 2 games? Di natin alam, so kelangan natin panorin. :)

The game 3 talaga was really controversial. mga 5 seconds na lang ata yun, Lebron tried a 3 pointer pero kitang kita sa tv, hinack sya ni Bowen. hindi tinawagan. Kasi as i was listening to the commentators, parang sabi nila na spurs can give up a foul pero hindi sa act of shooting kasi may fouls pa sila eh. di pa sila penalty. Malas ni Lebron, di tinawagan ng foul yung ginawa sa kanya ni Bowen. Like what Reggie Miller did in the Bulls - Pacers series, tinulak nya ng solid si Micheal Jordan, hindi tinawagan ng ref. hahaha. panalo Pacers! nag game 7 ata yung series na yun. Pero syempre, the Bulls won, and they became champs.

I read an article in the net about this game and i found a very funny and interesting paragraph:

"Oh, and there was a second problem; Varejao's brainless decision, with the game and the series on the line, to take Tim Duncan off the dribble from 20 feet... and uncork the most hideous shot of the playoffs to date."

Ayun lang. Go Spurs!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

WANTED!


Ok. im just helping my friend raine to find her happiness in life. she's 25 years old, from libis/makati. and she's chinese. haha. for more, check http://syrupy.multiply.com

you should be:
- Tall
- Maputi
- Funny
- Presentable
- Mabango
- Malinis siko, at kuko sa paa at kamay

if you think you have the things above, edi go for it. :)

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Ice.

"Mam, wag po tayong masyadong maingay dahil po yung mga guests natin nag aalisan. thank you po."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

Friday, June 8, 2007

North Korea unabashedly blows up the moon.

I really dont know if this is true pero its in the yahoonews. just read.

taken from:
http://www.yahoobreakingnews.com/news1.html

NORTH KOREA – The world thought that North Korea didn’t have the nuclear firepower to hit Japan let alone the moon. They were wrong.

At approximately 11:20 P.M. EST North Korea changed the world forever. Using an advanced space missile that the world has yet to even wrap their mind around, the North Koreans showed of their firepower to the world by hitting the moon.

The launch point of the missile remains unknown although an anonymous source says the government thinks it is Nampo, North Korea.

Preliminary estimates put the explosive power of the nuclear bomb at 10,000 that of the one dropped on Hiroshima.

“This has been the most powerful bomb exploded to date,” stated nuclear weapons expert Noah Cain, “and capable of destroying the entire state of Rhode Island.”

As of 11:30 PM EST the Bush Administration was not available for comment on the explosion, although Jeckma Uji, an aide to the President says the government is still waiting for a response from North Korea.

John Canterbury, a resident of Los Angeles, California, was reported saying, “I was looking at the moon through my telescope when suddenly a huge fiery cloud appeared. I ran inside to pray thinking the world was going to end.”

Experts are saying that the amount of debris and radiation that will reach earth as a result of the explosion will be minimal. However, long term effect of the explosion are yet unknown. Many scientists are saying that the bomb, regardless of its size was unable to change the moons orbit.

An anonymous scientists, however, is expressing his concerns stating, “it [the bomb] could have altered the moon’s orbit by a fraction of an inch which over the course of a couple centuries might cause the moon to crash into Earth.”

It is unknown whether North Korea has a second missile with similar capabilities and how the world will respond if it does.

Ang sarap ng feeling.

Ang sarap ng feeling pag nabawian mo yung mga taong nanakit sayo. Who am i talking about? NURSING STUDENTS. sensya kung ikaw naging target ko. malas mo. :)

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

I hate it.

Naiirita ako. naiirita ako. and talagang naiirita ako!

Ano mafifeel mo when your mother keeps on telling you na "Alam mo miguel, malapit na kong mamatay."?

Argh. i hate it when my mom scolds me sabay ihihirit yung mga ganyang stuffs. kinausap ko na sya dati about it na wag sabihin yung mga stuffs na yun dahil ayaw ko marinig yung mga bagay na ganon. Argh! Ok lang naman na pagalitan ka araw araw 24/7 eh. pero yung ganong hirit. i hate that. grr.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Does size really matter?

Enough of the trash talking and shits. Humanda ka lang sa thursday. You know who you are bitch. So anyways, let's go back to my blogging!

I am not endowed with a big tool. Yes. sad to say, i am a typical filipino. I guess rare lang sa mga pilipino boys ang mga pinagkakalooban ng "hulk." Are you one of them? Well, good for you. spread your lahi meng. :)

Does size really matter when it comes to sex? Girls say yes, Boys say no. LOL.

Talaga nga bang it matters? So i guess, gusto ng girl na nasasaktan na nasasarapan, kesa sa nasasarapan na ok lang. Mas gusto pala nila ang nasasaktan. edi pasakan na lang nila ng Bote. Lol. I really dont understand girls when it comes to this part. Bakit ba? para makwento nila sa mga girlfriends nila na "hey girl, alam mo ba yung guy ko so big the ano!" or "shocks hindi ko kinaya ang big eh" AHHHH. gets ko na. para mapagmalaki nila ang guy nila.

Or, pde din, gusto lang nila masaktan talaga. ewan ko ba. sabi nila, the feeling is soo good daw. sabi din nila, ang sarap daw. ha. goodluck na lang. lol.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

The Difference between PUMAPAPEL at TUMUTULONG.

IM REALLY PISSED RIGHT NOW. LIKE TALAGANG BADTRIP AKO. PUTANGINA.

pero walang kinalaman tong post na to sa sobrang kabadtripan koo. badtrip lang talaga ko.

Ang PUMAPAPEL ay mga uri ng tao na kakaibiganin nila at first yung taong depressed or problemado, na sasabihing "ok lang yan and everything" at after ilang araw (ARAW LANG YAN HA) na pakitang tao, dyan na dadating yung pagiging "sneaky" or "pang-aahas" (Josh kung mabasa mo man to sori sa term). Dito na yung stages na yung mga simpleng pacute na mga text na sweet na ang ibig sabihin eh "i like you a lot" or "i love you na talaga" and like mga pasimpleng hirit pag nakikipag-usap, tapos dito na din yung mga PAMBA-BACKSTAB. imbis na tulungan mo yung taong depressed, sasabihin mo pa kanya na "breakan mo na at tayo na" at sabay sasabihin mo yung mga negative things tungkol dun sa taong yun. ANG SHITTY DIBA? kadalasan nangyayari yan sa mga magsyota na may mga tropa tropa. basta ya'll know what i mean.

Ang TUMUTULONG ay uri ng mga tao na at first, he/she will help you with your depression and shits. PERO and i mean PERO walang halong pagnanasa. like talagang tutulungan mo lang talaga sya, na masolve yung problem nya. Pero as days go by, eto kasi matagal na proseso to. ang mga taong TUMUTULONG ay mga totoong tao. hindi plastik. hindi backstabber. they start out as friends. pero friends talaga. bahala na si batman kung ang friendship nila e mauwi na maging sila. walang plastikan, walang backstabban. I experienced this. ang masama nga lang, ako pa yung pinalabas na PUMAPAPEL dun sa kaibigan ko.

TANGINA KA BA? INADVICAN NA DIN KITA NAKINIG KA BA? GAGO KA PALA EH! tinawag mo pa kong ahas? EH TARANTADO KA PALA EH. ok lang. ang sarap naman ng payback ko eh.

Etong mga bagay na ito eh kadalasang nangyayari sa Love Problems and shits.

*wala naman akong pinaparinggan or whatsoever. so wag kayo magagalit sakin. badtrip lang talaga ko ngayong araw na to.

PS. nonsense replies such as music will be deleted. im WARNING ya'll.