MMA - Mahirap na Mahirap na Art.

MMA - Multimedia Arts.

"The Multimedia Arts program combines evolving areas such as digital media and the Internet with core skills such as communications, programming, and graphic design. You harness the power of the latest digital media technology. It is the first program of its kind in the country."

taken from; www.dls-csb.edu.ph

My own definition of MMA. simple lang. MAHIRAP. MADUGO. KATAYAN.

Akala nyo ba eh pa-banjing banjing lang kami sa aming mga kurso? akala nyo ba eh ang pagpupuyat namin at minsan eh wala na ngang tulog eh wala lang yun? pwes, dyan kayo nagkakamali. Kung nakikita nyo lang ang bawat status namin sa ym. magkakasama kami hanggang umaga.

Ang MMA ay parang "technolized" na Fine Arts. kasi kami, "digitalized" na. eh sila, guhit kamay pa din. lol. kaya medyo mahirap ang aming kurso. mahirap na pinadali. gets? sa simula ng iyong pagkuha ng kursong ito, syempre mga basic subjects pa lang ang kakalaban sayo. pero pagdating ng 3rd term mo ng 1st yr mo. get ready. your first taste of MMA, 3D ANIMATION. pero tuloy tuloy na yan. basta, alam to ng mga benildeans. yung mga hindi, sorry na lang. mahabang listahan eh.

Ang Top 10 subjects na for sure eh uulitin nyo ng uulitin ay:
1. MULTIM 3 - final stage ng thesis
2. MULTIM 2 - second stage ng thesis
3. Portfolio 
4. Mediart - first stage ng interactive cd
5. Instruct - second stage ng interactive cd
6. Canim 1 - 3d Animation 1
7. Mulbis 1 - first stage ng Multimedia Business
8. Mulbis 2 - second stage ng Multimedia Business
9. ALGEBRA
10. BMATH - Business Math

- nagtanong ako sa mga classmates ko malamang. lol. haha.

Ano ba nakakaapektoo nakakasira sa isang buhay ng MMA STUDENT?
1. Lovelife
2. Sleep
3. PERA

Sleep
- Dahil nga sa sobrang tambak ka ng paperworks, projects at kung ano ano pa, sira ang tulog mo. Mahirap ang scripting. nakakalito. nagpapagulo. Mahirap ang Business Plan. especially ang Financial. Mahirap mag research. Mahirap mag isip ng concept sa iyong portfolio. isipin mo. ang portfolio namin eh kalahating linggo lang. mahirap mag isip ng design. mahirap magisip ng layout. at ang best, MAHIRAP MAG ISIP!

Pera
- Ubos ang pera mo kung MMA ka. sa pagpapaprint pa lang ng portfolio mo, cd cover/sticker, calling card, box ng portfolio mo, at kung ano ano pang bagay, putcha. sira ang budget sa pang gimik, pagkain, at lalo na sa GIRLFRIEND MO.

At ang nakakasira talaga pag MMA ka, eh ang LOVELIFE.
- Kung ang nursing eh gumugulo dahil sa duty nila, pwes kaming mga MMA, sa kakaisip at kakadisenyo ng ibat ibang weirdong bagay, nawawalan na kami ng panahon sa aming mga kasintahan. Andyan yung mga araw na vacant ng mga girlfriend/boyfriend pero kami kahit vacant namin eh may ginagawa kami. WALA KAMING BAKASYON. Kung makakaalis ka man, either tapos ka na sa pag aaral, or patakas lang. Kahit bakasyon namin, work work work. May mga tao lang na pasaway na walang ginagawa kaya anong nangyayari? TAKE 2. TAKE 3. TAKE 4.

Been there, done that. ayaw ko na maulit to. dahil malapit na ko magtapos. So ayun nga. Kung sa tingin ng mga syota natin eh wala na tayong time sa kanila, pwes intindihin naman muna nila ang aming sitwasyon. MMA kami. MMA. if yah dont understand MMA, PUTANGINA WAG NYO KAMING SYOTAIN.

Nora Aunor.

taken from wikipedia.org:

Nora Aunor (born Nora Cabaltera Villamayor on May 21, 1953 in Iriga, Camarines Sur) is a multi-awarded Filipino actress-singer-producer. Acknowledged as the one and only Superstar of Philippine entertainment, Aunor has also headlined several stage plays, television shows, and concerts.

The last time na narinig ko na balita kay Nora Aunor, she has a case ata sa America. di ko alam kung ano yun pero basta yun yung huli kong balita sa kanya. So anyways, while i was watching THE BUZZ kanina, i heard Nora Aunor's name. and the news is, she was married to her manager, Norie Sayo. Norie Sayo is a girl. i mean lesbian. sa pictures, putek, mukhang lalake na talaga. and i think, kinasal sila, 2000 pa. according to Las Vegas records of marriage thingy. o dba ang tagal na pala.

At ngayon ko lang din nalaman, na naging asawa nya si Richard Merk. wala lang.

Akalain mo yun. she is married to a "she." ewan ko ba. Ang mundo talaga. kakaiba na. girl to girl. man to man. ewwness. taena.

Natapos sa walang kakwenta kwentang rason.

Putangina talaga. Mahirap ba talaga magpaliwanag sa babae? anaknamputanginang puta. nakakabadtrip na. Putangina talaga. Mahirap bang intindihin yung "WALA AKONG LOAD."

WALA AKONG LOAD! PUTANGINA! WALA AKONG LOAD KAYA HINDI KITA MATEXT?!!!
TAPOS PAGHIHINALAAN MO PA KONG MAY BABAE?!! PUTANGINA TALAGA! TSSS!
HINDI LANG AKO MAKAPAGTEXT MAY BABAE NA KONG KASAMA! PUTANGINANG PAG IISIP YAN O!

Im done. wala nang nagtitiwala saking babae. putangina talaga. nagkakanda leche leche na lab life ko. puta. PUTANGINA TALAGA!

Pinoy Porno.

Para sa akin, ang Pilipinas ang nangunguna sa bentahan pagdating sa porno. Sa quiapo, sa divisoria, sa baclaran at kung saan saan pa. Ewan ko nga ba kung bakit talamak ang bentahan ng porno dito eh. Kahit ma-raid mo, babalik at babalik pa din sila. and they are getting stronger and stronger and stronger. lol. haha. Sa minsang paglalakad ko sa mga nasabi kong lugar, may mga makikita kang title na "Kristine Hermosa Exposed, M2M vs. Pinays, Sex Hardcore Pinay, at ang the best, Sex Collections Volume 1" Ibat ibang title, pare pareho naman ang laman. Galeng sobra. minsan pa, kung bibili ka, sira. minsan naman, mali yung laman, at minsan naman, super OLD SCHOOL yung porno.

I have a classmate who bought one cd dati na tao ang nakalagay na picture sa cd. pero nung pinanod nya na, kadiri. ang laman. its bestiality. putek. kahit ako nalinlang kasi ganda nung cover eh. di nya naman sinabi sakin na yun ang laman. basta ewwness talaga. I hate those kind of porns. ugh. makes me sick. i dont understand why these foreigners keep on making and making vids having sex with animals. DAMN! buti pa pinoy. phew! malinis. haha. NOT!

Ok. I watch porno a lot. Di ako manyakis ha. pero well kung wala kang magawa sa bahay at ikaw lang palagi sa bahay, yun ang libangan ko. i watch them. download ng kahit ano. specially asians. i love asian porn. grabe. i love `em girls. See? pati sa porno, i still adore asians. haay. mga singkit talaga. ano bang meron sa inyo? haaaaaaaaaaaay. :|~~~~~~~~~ *drool*

Pinoy Porno. minsan maganda, minsan panget, minsan ok lang. pero always talaga SOBRANG PANGET. Well di naman sa nanlalait pero kasi ampanget talaga. rare ka lang makakita ng "OK LANG" na pinay sa porno pinoy. Its always mukhang Katulong. sobrang Mukhang katulong, at mas panget pa sa panget na katulong. Lagi na lang ganon! and who's banging them? AMERICANS. tsss. nakakatawa silang panorin kasi lumalabas talaga ang kabarokan ng ibang pilipino sa pag ingles. haay. Pinay and Pinoy. eto ok na combinasyon. kadiring tignan. its like your watching your maid doing it with your boy. ganyan kapanget ang porn industry ng pilipino. like TOTALLY EWWNESS.

Minsan naman, ang Pinoy Porno may mga transition sa videos pa yan. nag dodouble screen yan. nakakatawa eh. and the sounds?? fak! Pinoy-ish talaga! Parang mala sounds ng mga action movies ng pilipino yung tunog eh! hahaha.

Pornstar ng Pinoy qualifications:

for women:
1. maliit
2. chubby chubby / petite
3. umi-english naman kahit papano.
4. galeng sa probinsya or sa promotional
5. "BUSHY"
6. morena / medyo maputi
7. mahilig magsuot ng kakaibang mga undies
8. madumi paa.
9. mukhang "BATA"
10. may experience sa cabaret at pagsasayaw.

for men:
1. may abs
2. long hair.
3. palaging pinagpapawisan.
4. umi-english din kahit papano.
5. may experience sa cabaret.
6. mukhang bouncer.
7. walang pakealam maghubad.
8. makatas. LOL.

Kelan uunlad ang Pinoy Porno Industry natin? kelan magkakaron ng mga WOW POTENTIAL Pinay sa porn natin? Kelan magkakaron ng magandang place ang porno natin? Kelan bibigyan ng budget ang Pinoy Porn Industry? Kelan? Kelan? mga tanong na hinahanapan ko ng mga kasagutan.

Maganda lang manood ng Pinoy Porn yung mga kuha sa camphone eh. And that is what we call PINOY SCANDALS. The best talaga yun. Atleast some pinays there are like HOT. Schoolgirls, minsan naka uniporme pa yung mga babae. haha. panalo! haha. basta. yun. tsaka yung mga ibang home made vids. Haay. sana man lang talaga, pagkagastusan natin ang Porn Industry ng Pilipinas. hindi yung kukuha kuha lang sa tabi tabi or sa mga night club na walang pangalan. haay. we are so THIRD WORLD!

Pawis.

PHEWWWW!!!!!!

After weeks and weeks of pagtulog ng pinagpapawisan, FINALLY! nakatulog din ako ng maayos ng hindi pinagpawisan! yun lang pala ang solusyon dun! wooo! isang maliit na electric fan! Ang sarap ng feeling ng pag gising mo sa umaga, eh hindi ka pawis! Hindi mo pinupunasan leeg mo, yung noo mo, and syempre, kilikili mo. Sarap talaga ng feeling. Sana bukas din. makatulog ako ng maayos!

Damn. namiss ko mag jogging today. dahil yung dalawang hinliliit ko sa paa, may paltos. at binutas ko na and binalatan. fak kadiri nga eh. parang ewan. color pink tapos basta mukhang ewan talaga. haha. ang hirap. namis ko tumakbo! damn it! Na-miss ko yung hot mama dun! everyday na tumatakbo ko sa picc i always see her. well, she's a mom na. mukha naman eh. haha. pero ang ganda nya! nah. i mean she's cute lang pala. haha. nakakasabay ko sya tumakbo dun sa paikot sa may starcity. yung malawak na daan dun. hehe! Fak. kelangan dis week magaling na to. ayaw ko maburyo dito sa bahay!

1 week na lang at pasukan na. PUTANGINA. pasukan na. masaya ako dahil dun na kami sa bagong building. wooot! ganda talaga nung bagong building namin! laos yung ibang building nyo! lol! ahahah! basta excited ako pumunta ng skul para pumasok sa bagong building, hindi para mag aral. kasi naman eh. tangina bat kasi mayo pa yung pasukan. di na lang ginawang june. dafak!

How to make a WOMAN happy.

Forwarded Email. :)

forwarded email.

It's  not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to  be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a  father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a  carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a  stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a  psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a  healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good  father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26.  warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30.  funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34.  understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.  capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42.  dependable
43. passionate
44.  compassionate

WITHOUT  FORGETTING TO:

45.  give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be  honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at  other girls

AND  AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51.  give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her  lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space,  never worrying about where she goes

IT  IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54.  Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she  makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring  food
3. Bring beer

 

NBA's MVP Finally revealed.

Finally, NBA posted their most valuable player. and its Dirk Nowitzki. and it sucks bigtime. DAMN IT! Because of their 60 plus record win in the Nba, Dirk became the NBA's MVP. ok sige. pagbigyan natin sya. pero fak dirk. wala naman syang nagawa sa playoffs eh. putcha naman o. Points lang naman si Dirk! even in the Regular season! points lang sya! he's not like Steve Nash! putcha!! i still cant believe that Dirk became the mvp. i am soo hating it. I hate Dirk. i hate Dallas. buti na lang kinuyog sila ng warriors. PHEW.

The Perfect Breast.

I am not a boob man. whenever i see a girl, hindi ko inuuna ang kanilang boobs. i look at their face, sunod ang kanilang paa. (i got the idea of paa from my classmate aj) cute nga talaga pag maliit ang paa ng girl. pero kung naka sapatos, ang porma ang tinitignan ko.

Ok. as i was watching this show sa tv, the people were like saying na "this girl has the perfect breasts." tapos after that, nagsabi nanaman sila na perfect breast daw yung other girl. So ngayon my question is, pano mo masasabi na that girl, has a perfect breast? saan ba sila nagkakatalo talo? is there such thing as a "perfect breast?"

For me. a perfect breast is not too big. not too small. yung tipong kayang hawakan ng kamay. hindi lawlaw. hindi rin sobrang erect. tama lang. parang nakalutang lang. tamang chill na breast lang. at syempre, the nipple (sorry kung may mababastos ok?) should be pink, or light colored lang. syempre, malambot. that. is a perfect breast of a girl. FOR ME. ^_^

kung tatanungin kayo girls. are your breasts perfect for your body? or not. this is not a kamanyakan question. kung iisipin nyong bastos to, putangina. wag na kayo magcocomment. mamura ko lang kayo.

Nagtatampo.

Yes. nagtatampo ang nanay ko. kakauwi nya lang kanina galeng from their team building sa laguna. I dont understand. grr. i greeted her naman kanina sa text ng Happy Mother's Day. i gave her a gift. yung ginawa ko nung saturday. di ko pa napaprint.

I greeted her nung dumating sya. pero i really dont understand why she told me na dissapointed daw sya. tss. nakakainis. argh. She told me grineet ko nga sya sa text pero may iba daw akong text. I was asking her kung what time sya uuwi dahil im expecting na aalis kami paguwi nya. Hindi nya maintindihan yun! haay nako. nakakainis.

I was really happy kanina tapos ganon. haay. badtrip. Di ko sya maintindihan. Pati ako nadamay dahil sa hindi sya binati ng ate at kuya ko. TSS. badtrip. haay.

Happy Mother's Day MMA STYLE!

Nanay Mo

Ang kanyang mga kamay ay sinlambot ng bulak,
sa kanyang mga yapos ikay mangangamoy bulaklak.
ang kanyang munting tinig na iyong naririnig tuwing gabi,
ay parang boses ng isang anghel sa iyong tenga ika'y kinikiliti.

sa araw araw na ginawa ng Panginoon ikaw ay kanyang inaalagaan,
iyong mga pasakit, kanya itong pinagpapasensiyahan.
ang iyong mga hiling kanyang ibinibigay,
kahit maghirap pa siya, taos puso niya itong ibibigay.

kapag ikaw ay may problema ikaw ay kanyang dadamayan,
pakikinggan ka nya at ikaw ay kanyang tutulungan.
walang sinumang inay ang gustong makitang naghihirap ang kanyang anak,
lahat ay gagawin upang ang mahal ay hindi mapahamak.

Mahalin mo ng labis ang nanay mo, yan ang maipapayo ko sayo,
dahil sa paglaki mo, baka wala na siya sa tabi mo.
bilang mga anak meron tayong pangunahing tungkulin,
ang pagmamahal sa ating nanay, tulad ng pagmamahal niya sa atin.

>> dis is just a poem i made matagal na for my mom. haha. wala lang.

So anyways, mamaya pagbalik nya, mag de-date kami, at syempre sya ang taya! LOL! huwahaha! takte, wala akong pera di ko pa mapapaprint yan. grrrr. Sa lahat ng mommies out there, at sa mga nanay students dito, happy mother's day! woooooooooooot!

Old 'Sku Singson

Putangina. ewan ko. pero nababadtrip ako sa hindi ko alam na rason. daming iniisip. madaming naiisip. putangina talaga. ewan ko kung nasasayahan ba ko sa buhay ko. Tangina kasi. may mga stuffs lng talaga na pag naiisip mo, eh talagang maiinis ka. mababadtrip ka. EWAN. PUTANGINA TALAGA. may mga bagay na gusto mong mapa sa iyo na hindi naman makamtan dahil sa dami ng mga putanginang hadlang na mga bagay kaya nagiging complikado. putangina talaga. ang hirap. Ewan. minsan naiisip ko mapag isa na lamang. yung walang iniisip. yung walang umiisip sakin. PUtangina. ano kayang itsura ng mundo nun na wala ako. Ang saya siguro. daming problema. tapos putangina. pasukan na. tangina talaga. grr. bilis ng pasok. ayaw ko pa. 3 linggo na lang ata o 2 linggo, pasukan nanamin. di pa ginawang June pasukan. tanginang skul talaga. grrr. tangina. haay.

Nakakaburyo dito. pero masaya naman. kasama ko kasi mga kaibigan ko. pero nababadtrip pa din talaga ako. putangina talaga. this ain't right. haay. tangina.

Dahil determinado akong pumayat ngayong Mayo.

Gumising ako ng alas 4:30 ng umaga upang mag jogging sa PICC kanina. natapos ako ng alas 7 ng umaga. at paguwi ko, eto ang nangyari sa sapatos ko. Isipin nyo, umuwi ako na wala na yung swelas nung isa kong sapatos. para kong ewan maglakad dahil nga yung isang sapatos, ambaba. tapos yung isa namang sapatos, may hanging. kaya mukha talaga akong engot maglakad. parang pilay na hindi pantay ang paa. naglakad ako hanggang PICC hanggang sa bahay namin. kung gaano sya kalayo, siguro parang nilakad mo na ang Benilde hanggang Robinson's Place. yung lakad lang talaga ha. Pakshet. nakakahiya talaga. pero basta. papayat ako. papayat ako! lol. ^_^

An Open Letter to PBB Management

Forwarded from my Mail. Just want to share this to ya'll. :)

An Open Letter to PBB Management

I would like to express my disappointment with PBB season 2 and its management. I know this letter will most likely be ignored but still I would like to vent my frustration over three things: (1) the misleading announcements/teasers, (2) the grossly biased editing of the primetime edition, and (3) the livestreaming.

MISLEADING ANNOUNCEMENTS/TEASERS

In the April 28 episode of PBB on primetime, Toni Gonzaga announced that a housemate would be forcibly evicted, but the identity of the said housemate will be revealed on the next day’s episode, April 29. So the viewers waited with bated breath for the April 29 episode. However, the April 29 episode only showed the confrontation which transpired between Bea and Maricris, ending with Toni’s pronouncement (again!), “kung sino ang mapapatawan ng forced eviction, abangan bukas.” The viewers waited with bated breath for this very important development, only to learn that the scheduled announcement was put off for the next day. Toni did not even explain why.

This is not the first time that PBB misled its viewing public. This also happened with the balut episode of Tina. It was announced in TV Patrol World and in the PBB Update of Bianca Gonzales that the balut episode would be shown on the PBB primetime edition that evening. However, the primetime episode only showed the same teaser shown on TVPW and Update, with Toni saying, “abangan ang buong kaganapan bukas.”

Are you doing this for the ratings, or what? TV rating is the only possible reason I can think of why you have to fool the viewing public. And fool us, you did.


GROSSLY BIASED EDITING OF THE PRIMETIME EDITION

Since the first season, I have already observed the one-sided editing of PBB shown on primetime to favor certain housemates. This season, the unfair editing is so disgusting. You can’t blame us if we think you are trying to protect a certain housemate because of your very crude and biased editing, as in garapal talaga.

I am referring in particular to Wendy Valdez. It is very obvious that you are favoring and protecting her because you never show her bad side on primetime, whereas you have no qualms in showing the bad side of the other housemates. Some of her bad behavior which you did not show on primetime include, but are not limited to, the following :

1. Wendy’s rudeness to Tina such as: speaking in Tagalog while looking at Tina then laughing out loud – Tina even had to ask her several times if she (Wendy) wanted to say something; while sharing a cigarette, Wendy commented, “ke bago bago, nakiki-share”; while they were together with some other housemates, Tina was talking about Europe then Wendy said, “ang boring,” and immediately left; Wendy only talked to Tina because BB gave her a task.

2. Wendy and her cohorts having their backbiting sessions inside the prayer room, neither were they punished. The house rule state that, “The prayer room is a special spiritual place in the Big Brother house where you can contemplate, read the Bible or other spiritual materials, and pray. You are not allowed to hangout and conduct other activities in the Prayer Room. Keeping the place solemn is the rule.”

3. Wendy violated the “no mouthing of words” rule. Even Bodie, her ally, called her attention to this, but she was not given an automatic nomination. Her automatic nomination was for the lapel microphone which she turned off.

4. She called Saicy’s attention when the latter started to hang out with Gee-Ann, telling her, “akala ko doon ka na sa kanila.” Apparently, she does not want her minions to associate with the other housemates. And she had the gall to comment that the other girl housemates do not hang out with them! It is she herself who is creating a faction with herself as leader. Those not in her group are the subject of their backbiting sessions.

There are more incidents of Wendy’s bad attitude never shown on primetime. I don’t need to enumerate all, as I am sure, you are well aware of them. You just chose to ignore them to make Wendy look good on primetime.

Another disgusting thing about primetime is your tendency to show a particular event several days late. Whereas in the previous editions of PBB, events occurring on a particular day are shown on primetime the next day, now it’s shown two or three days after. And some scenes are stretched over several days like Wendy’s overacting reaction to Bruce’s leaving. The viewers had to suffer through it for several days. Oh, come on! We are fed up with the Wendy-Bruce “loveteam.”

I pity the viewers who rely only on the primetime edition and do not follow the events on the “24/7” livestream. They are the ones being duped. All TV viewers deserved to see both the good and the bad side of each housemate.


“24/7” LIVESTREAMING

Some subscribers sarcastically call the supposedly 24/7 live feeds as only 20/7. Why? Because they pay for 24/7 access but there are times you turn the feeds off to compel them to watch the unfolding events on primetime instead. You are cheating the subscribers of their money. And you claim “technical reasons” as your excuse. The subscribers are not stupid.

Another indication that you tend to favor Wendy: There are times when the two cameras showing the live feeds are focused only on Wendy even when she is not doing anything. Naka-tunganga lang siya, pero nakatutok ang dalawang camera sa kanya! There are other housemates in the house, why focus on Wendy alone? If your cameramen are so smitten with Wendy that they cannot help but focus on Wendy, at least assign one camera to the other housemates. The subscribers do not pay good money just to watch Wendy on live feed.

Would it be too much to ask for an improvement in your management of PBB?

I used to be an avid follower of PBB since season one but I am beginning to wonder if season two is worth all the trouble. I just hope your machination won’t backfire on you.

Respectfully yours, (You’ve lost my respect.)
Regretfully yours,


Nayeli
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